What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
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