Joe is yelling at the trees again.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
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i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
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Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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