watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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