Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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