She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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