i may or may not be watching the land before time
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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