We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
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I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
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I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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