Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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