When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
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The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
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Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
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