I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
These 25 People Are Obsessed With Pizza
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
29 Frat Parties That Got Way Too Out Of Control
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?