Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(330): View more from Ohio

Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.

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(719): View more from Colorado

so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked

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(330): View more from Ohio

She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..

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(818): View more from California

sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom

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(601): View more from Mississippi

she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.

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(256): View more from Alabama

OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE

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(734): View more from Michigan

Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day

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