i'm home, then i'll come over
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
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Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
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Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style