whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
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Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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