Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
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she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
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Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day