I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
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blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
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After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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