Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
