Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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