i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I have post one night stand depression
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