He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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