that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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