It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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