"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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