did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
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do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
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what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize