i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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