Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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