I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
How's work?
Spinning.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
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Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
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you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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