physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
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Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
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This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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