he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
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dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
You ate ashes out of my bong
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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