you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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