i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
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Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
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she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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