just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Why did my mother make you get naked?
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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