Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
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