I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Randomize
