Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
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Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
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Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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