I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
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I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
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You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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