So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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