so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
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bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
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I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
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