A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
this is an emotional support booty call
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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