It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
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I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
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You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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