apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
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Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
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After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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