Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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