can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
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