I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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