sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
