Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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