mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Me too!
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Randomize
