Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Randomize
