Those balls look pretty dangerous.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
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im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
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Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
this is an emotional support booty call
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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