i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
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how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
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I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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