I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
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Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
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I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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