Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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