she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
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She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
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My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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