i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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