My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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