I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
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My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
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Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
I did not marry a roomba.
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