I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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