No, you can still breathe under the balls.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
being pregnant is like rehab
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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