Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
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McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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