Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
