It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
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Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
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Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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